Kansas City Kids Magician · Ages 4–10
"Goofy Gary considers himself the finest magician alive. The evidence is… ongoing."
Birthday party magic shows and private family events for kids ages 4–10. Jaw-dropping illusions, crowd-wowing comedy, and audience participation your kids will talk about for years.
Spring and summer Saturdays fill fast. Book early for the best dates.

Shows For Every Occasion
Goofy Gary performs with the gravity of a Nobel laureate and the precision of someone who has definitely done this before. Mostly.
Birthday Party Magic
The crown jewel of the Goofy Gary experience. A 45 or 60-minute show custom-built for the birthday kid, featuring magic, mayhem, and comedy kids talk about for weeks.
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Backyard parties, church family nights, neighborhood gatherings, and celebrations at home. Goofy Gary performs for private groups in the Kansas City area.
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Summer reading programs and community library events. Goofy Gary considers libraries among his most prestigious engagements.
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Not Sure? Just Ask.
Have a private party or celebration that does not fit neatly into a category? Goofy Gary welcomes all inquiries.
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Kansas City's Most Self-Assured Magician
Goofy Gary owns exactly one magic kit, Four large ties, and zero self-awareness.
"This has never happened in Goofy Gary's entire career." — Goofy Gary, at every single show, with complete sincerity.
Gary arrives to every show already mid-argument with JokeBot. Nobody knows how the argument started, including Gary.
Meet Goofy Gary
